Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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