UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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