You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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