Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives