The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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