So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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