i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
