Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We smell like vodka and hangover
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