I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Mom said you looked used
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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