Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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