I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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