Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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