JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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