I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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