Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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