what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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