i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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