Your mouth is God's brothel.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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