in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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