my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
NoShamevember. You game?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
