dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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