Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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