ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Every concussion has its silver lining
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Randomize