Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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