He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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