i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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