is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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