I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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