He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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I still have a little drunk in my system
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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