i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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