My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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