New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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