My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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