Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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