i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
