There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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