Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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