There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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