OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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