your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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