i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
handjob tips. give me some.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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