you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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