Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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