Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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