Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts