STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.