i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.