I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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