I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Swine flu. Run for my life!
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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