You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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