Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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