I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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