Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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