Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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