i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
This is classic penis vs brain.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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