The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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