i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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