I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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