I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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