Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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