yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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